So it’s my birthday and I’m opening gifts. I open the wrapped box from my uncle.
I open the box, and find a $50 gift card, yes? But wait, there’s Styrofoam. There’s more.
Then I remove the Styrofoam…
A FUCKING LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
mY UNCLE GOT ME A LEGLESS LEGO LEGOLAS
bEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER
he then later gave me the legs.
LEGO LEGOLAS’ LEGO LEGS
Are you Luna Lovegood
Loony Luna Lovegood Lavishly Loving LEGO Legolas’s LEGO Legs
I did it like a year before it went on giga-hiatus Godspeed
I am reading 150 pages per hour so…If I don’t eat, sleep and live anymore, it is possible isn’t it?
*makes stupid and quite useless descision*
homestuck in 5 days?
damn son vaginas get itchy too and u don’t see us shoving our hands down our pants it’s called self control go find some
DAMN SON VAGINAS GET ITCHY TOO AND U DON’T SEE US SHOVING OUR HANDS DOWN OUR PANTS IT’S CALLED SELF CONTROL G O F I N D S O M E
don’t bully kids at school or else they’ll poison your eczema medication and then keep your shoes after you’re dead
Hey, trust me, I know how you feel. When I told my best friend I liked chicks she told me to prove it. Like?? How am I supposed to do that??? I'm right here with ya, sister. Be strong! :)
Damn thank you ! It’s really akward, I mean it’s like I say ”i love cake” and evryone was like ” nah, I don’t believe you, prove it. ” like what??? When I though I couldn’t be done with people more than I already I was, the world proves me I was wrong. A coming out is a really hard part in a life of a person, but when they do not believe you, it becames….tragicly funny.
Ok so i post weeks ago that I have done my coming out. I mean ” I am lesbian ” is a coming out right? Well, everynight since this first coming out, my brother told me mean things about it and blabla. And tonight, I was talking with my mother, and I said ” Well…My wife-” and she replied ” SO YOU ARE REALLY LESBIAN??!!??”….She thought I was kiding for weeks. MY FAMILy DOES NOT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM LESBIAN!!! WHAT DO I NEED TO DO FOR GOD’S SAKE !!! EAT PUSSY IN FRONT OF YOU DOFUS???? …This situation was unexpected.
Dude, Peter Capaldi totally refused to flirt with Clara in the new series.
Damn, I’m so ready for this.
In that same article he states that he’s going to make the story line less confusing and over the top and focus on the plot. I think I’m in love.
thank fucking god